Tetley MAX

August 21, 2006

Tetley MAX

Introduced in 2005, this exotic blend of tea, B6, B12, Taurine, Caffeine, Ginseng, Guarana & L-Cartine is guaranteed reach parts other tea didn”t even know existed. Picked, licked & blended by hand this fine tea has survived the wave of health fads & sensible drinks to be the no. 1 gateway drug at Buckingham Palace. While blenders readily admit excessive use may lead to the consumption of filter coffee, they also question why anyone would want to drink coffee when this is better.

Instead of normal Tetley (which proudly claims to contain “less caffeine than a cup of coffee”) Tetley Maxtm is made with the maximum caffeine content scientifically possible, some other random chemicals with exciting, energising-sounding names, and bleach.

Want some yourself? You could try contacting Tetley for a free sample. Please enjoy the “artists impression” of the box.


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